...some sub-atomic humor (or Jokes for "The Big Bang Theory")...

(Found on the Internet)

What happened when the quark lepton a gluon? Squarks!

menu at the sub-atomic deli:

sub-atomic sandwiches

boson burgers

lepton fries

superstring cheese

quarks of milk

anions with onions

make your own (petri) dishes...
(if needed later, antimatter antacid)

How does having your mind "Blown" equate with having your body "Blown"?

"Live long and prosper!" or "May you get Ionized tonight!"?

Is the Higg's Boson the "Bozo" of sub-atomic particles?

...the "lower self"...

All this talk about the "Higher Self" got me to wondering about the "lower self" 

(they go together, you know, High and low). 

Considering the Heart as the middle or center of the Self, 

anything below that 

I would call the "lower self". 

This would include the interesting intestines (guts), 

the sexual organs (male and female), 

legs and feet, including the soles (souls, lol), and toes. 

The Higher Self is balanced out by the lower self. 

Fingers and toes, 

arms and legs, 

brains and balls...

The lower self is where "shit happens". 

Shit happens. 

What can I say? 

You know as well as I how true this (anagram of shit, by the way) is.

It makes for good fertilizer.

Farts, piss, sperm (and thus people) also grow out of this "lower self".

Good fertilizer, indeed.

We call people "down to earth" when they are being practical.

The lower self must make us practical.

So, in conclusion:

Isn't it High time for the "Higher Self"

to better appreciate the "lower self" 

and realize It is One, Unified?

The Scientific Facts of Life (With a Thought-Experiment in the Manner of an Einstein ConCERNing the Unified Field Theory)

(CERN Mandala)

    ...Though it appears TABOO to many, there would be NO LIFE without the Orgasm! EVOLUTION revolves upon the Orgasm. Thankfully, CREATION (The Big Bang...humans) appears to be Orgasmic!  These should be the FACTS OF LIFE. For those needing more SCIENTIFIC proof of this, here is a thought-experiment in the manner of an Einstein:

     1. Get a certified PHYSICIST (scientist) to EXPLAIN what happens during a HUMAN ORGASM.

I have never heard of this being done. For some reason they prefer studying "dead", "inert" matter or even jump to "dark" matter without basic understanding of THE FACTS OF LIFE. Even Sex researchers, like Masters and Johnson, had obstacles to overcome when studying THE FACTS OF LIFE.

     2. This should NOT mainly be a physiological (anatomical) explanation, but one by way of PHYSICS.

It is my contention that one enters into a Plasma state (becomes Ionized). By golly, it turns out that 99% or more of our visible Universe is ALREADY in a Plasma state! (It has been called The Fourth State Of Matter). The Higg's Field and Boson ("The God Particle") may yet provide scientists with more evidence. Therefore, logically, we should learn that most of our visible Universe is Orgasmic, Ecstatic and Blissful! (Yes, Religion did tell us that God is Love).

     3. This SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT could be OBSERVED, TESTED and VERIFIED by ANYONE!

As for me, my intuition already tells me this is TRUE! Regardless, scientifically we should return to what I call the Unified Field Theory...

The Big Bang

Cosmic Plasma

Stars are ORGASMIC!

,in other words,

Divine Love

Blissful

Proof of God

...The Circle Game...

...Stars (the gods) want to be people and people want to be Stars (the gods)...

Mandala's

...Even more evidence of God!

Where do they come from?

Why are they so attractive?

Beautiful. 

Mysterious.

 Ecstatic.

 Mystical. 

Magical.
Fractal.

("The more things change, the more they stay the same")

Even the most dim-witted (gloomy) atheists

 (of which there are far too many I'm afraid) 

should consider Mandala's as wonderful works of art!

(Ask them, why?)

     I must admit, Mandala's are my favorite form of Art because they are symbols of the Self (God). Visually approximating our true Selves in all our Splendor! Like the astronomers and cosmologists have discovered, we are but tiny entities in the Cosmos (and like tiny entities in a Mandala). Long used for Spiritual contemplation, Mandala's are endlessly fascinating (Yes, even visually Orgasmic!), like pi (pie, lol) 3.14... squaring the circle (circling the square), flower-like, beautiful (as visionary Art), and Transcendent (Eternally changing/unchanging)! They truly must be glimpses of Heaven. (I hope you enjoy these few examples that I found on the internet)

     So then, if what I call Magic Circles (or Magic Squares, Magic Wheels (limousines, lol)...) ARE deserving of your study, attention and contemplation (try drawing one if so inclined) watch what Magic ensues...